i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
