Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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