I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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