Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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