Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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