I accidentally had phone sex last night
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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