and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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