He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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