Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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