PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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