I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
We smell like vodka and hangover
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