Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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