Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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