I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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