whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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