problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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