Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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