We won't sleep together?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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