fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize