you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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