i wish there were pregnant emoticons
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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