I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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