elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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