it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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