Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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