I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
don't judge my taste in strippers
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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