I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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