She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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