addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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