Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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