God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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