Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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