Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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