he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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