Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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