Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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