Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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