singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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