No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Come on in and take your pants off
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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