I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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