I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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