question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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