you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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