i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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