I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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