AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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