i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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