just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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