Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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