You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i just had sex bonerless
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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