We named our party play list daddy issues
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
