i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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