There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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