I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
areolas are like halos for boobs.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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