we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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