are you still at the devil's house?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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