It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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