Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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