you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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