Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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